Legal Name

First Name

Last Name

Whereabouts

I travel a bit and tour in-between.

An 'About Yourself'

Screening

Option 1: Two independent provider references within the past 12 months [ Name | Website | Twitter | Email ]. Your phone number may be required for verification purposes when corresponding with your reference. Option 2: LinkedIn URL. Kindly direct government- or work-issued photo ID separately to learosejoie@protonmail.ch.

Duration

Date

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Preferred Deposit Method

Agreements

You understand that I require a discreet, non-refundable 25% deposit for all encounters.

In the event that you need to cancel, you will provide at least 24 hours’ notice or honor 50% of the original date.

Solid stuff.

Part of my mantra during this newly implemented morning meditation involves repeating, “I will hold myself to a strict verification process because I love and respect myself,” and shorter variations of it. I will only respond to form enquiries that have been appropriately completed.

Notes —

You must be 18+ years of age to ride this bull, aka book a session. All rate considerations are for my time, hypeman skill, and companionship only.
I’m a busy gal and I’m sure you work hard for your bank. Cancellations under 24 hours incur a 50% fee.
Please never discuss or negotiate my rates with me to avoid an awkward game of unimpressed eye contact. I will win and pronounce it loudly. Any communication between us will cease thereafter. I respectfully stress that I am responsible only for my rate, not your budget.
Mutual discretion is expected. My arrangement is such that I only keep your contact information and not your private information. Kindly refrain from publishing information about our time together.
Most important — I hope you find some peace with yourself today and/or have the opportunity to hug someone closely. Someone needs to hear it.

Lea Rose in the Myth halter bra by Tisja Damen.jpg

Léa Rose — Seemingly yet another self-proclaimed high-end companion to the Rose kin, this pun-lovin’, long-limbed lynx is hopeful that you’ll be inquiring more about her writing outlets and phon-atic musings at some point or another. Though often tuned into a different frequency having secured her travel bag with a bit of head start than most, she’s grounded by equal subjection to scandal while straddling existential dread. So say hi, will you?