Find your tune of choice for us . . . or let’s play by ear.
Duration — Donation (USD : CAD : eNquire for crypto rate)
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[*] Dates 4 hours or longer require food and/or social time.
#VirtualDate texting rate is intended for a week of unlimited thumb-twiddling to thump the thraldom. Video calls are available to dear existing clients at my DISCRETION.
crypto payments of both the deposit and remaining amount upfront while on tour will be offered a special rate. BTC, ETH, and SOL addresses will be provided only upon request.
Travel Cash or Crypto Deposits are Required for all travel bookings, which is 50% of the donation, plus roundtrip First/Business-class airfare and hotel fees. The rest is collected once we meet {in an envelop or book}.
In date extensions, where available, are an extra consideration of $1000 per hour.
couples ADD $500 to my hourly rate. Both parties must be consenting and pass screening.
Incall locations are available with notice and can be arranged with an additional fee.
Solid stuff.
Part of my mantra during this newly implemented morning meditation involves repeating, “I will hold myself to a strict verification process because I love and respect myself,” and shorter variations of it. I will only respond to form enquiries that have been appropriately completed.
Notes —
You must be 18+ years of age to ride this bull, aka book a session. All rate considerations are for my time, hypeman skill, and companionship only.
I’m a busy gal and I’m sure you work hard for your bank. Cancellations under 24 hours incur a 50% fee.
Please never discuss or negotiate my rates with me to avoid an awkward game of unimpressed eye contact. I will win and pronounce it loudly. Any communication between us will cease thereafter. I respectfully stress that I am responsible only for my rate, not your budget.
Mutual discretion is expected. My arrangement is such that I only keep your contact information and not your private information. Kindly refrain from publishing information about our time together.
Most important — I hope you find some peace with yourself today and/or have the opportunity to hug someone closely. Someone needs to hear it.
Léa Rose — Seemingly yet another self-proclaimed high-end companion to the Rose kin, this pun-lovin’, long-limbed lynx is hopeful that you’ll be inquiring more about her writing outlets and phon-atic musings at some point or another. Though often tuned into a different frequency having secured her travel bag with a bit of head start than most, she’s grounded by equal subjection to scandal while straddling existential dread. So say hi, will you?